Saturday Silliness

Q: What kind of bird is this?

A: A little one.

Q: What kind of bird is THIS?

 

A: A hungry one. 

Q: What kind of horse is this?

 A: A young one.

Q: What kind of horse is THIS?  

A: It's not. It's an elk. 

Q: What kind of a pizza is this*?

A: A rectangular one, silly bird. What the elk?! Why are you asking so many questions? Stop being such a horse's a__! Just because it's not round doesn't make it any less of a pizza. Let's eat! 

*Heehee... just a little nibble of silliness for you for my Saturday Centus.